Drone Critic Mugs

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"We all agree it's a great resume, but I'm afraid our computer doesn't like you!"

Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"You're in the wrong queue, sir. . . the 'Air-of-entitlement, upgrade-demands' counter, is over there."

"...and we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of champagne to all those passengers who agree to go quietly in case of overbooking."

"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."

"My package arrived Ok by drone, but I don't think we'll see the cat again."

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

Bag Men

'Are you sure this is an upgrade?'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

In their secret campaign to enslave humanity, the machines make their first big misstep with Artificial Sincerity.

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

Baggage Claim $25 First Bag.

"Sure makes you feel big and significant."

'The Football pools aren't fun anymore - the computer wins everytime.'

"Stevens isn't artificial or intelligent."