Driver's License Enthusiasts Mugs

'Stupid paparazzi.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Road Test

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You call that teaching."

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"