Driver's License Daydreamer Pillows

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Bob's Driving School.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'The penguin is upset...'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Flying Coach Beating Traffic

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

Prescence of Mind.

Your car can be any shape you desire

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"I know time management and planning pay off in the long run...but goofing off brings such immediate gratification."

"This is unbelievable. I think I forgot to graduate."

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

'I'm going to be sick on Monday. I'm telling you now so I don't have to call in.'

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

'Congratulations, Mrs Morris! You just passed your driving test with flying colours!'

'Stupid paparazzi.'

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

"We really have to get our driveway widened, Stanley."

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