Driver's Education Graduation Mugs

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"What's a patent?"

The Victors

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

'Now the deeply-troubled expression, stroke your chin...good...'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

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"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

'Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?'

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Hedgehogs crossing the road: 'Don't do it!'

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Yield ahead, school zone ahead,stop ahead,a head ahead.

"I'm gonna give you a D-Minus."