Drive-thru Employee Mugs

'Can you speak in garbled, unintelligible, muffled tones? We're looking for someone to work the drive-thru window.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Chicken Coupe.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms."

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

Bananas - "I had to let the new lad go - he kept chuckin out the bent ones."

Veterinary drive thrus.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

Actually the drive through is next door.