Drive Detective Prints

'In case of an emergency brake.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Hither and Yon sign

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Computer Expert

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Where was I?

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Clickbait

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Hospital Departments

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

Unusual Offers

Recalculating

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

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