Drinks Specialist Mugs

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

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"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

Water: the first medicine

Drinking Hats

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."