Drinks Specialist Mugs

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

Water: the first medicine

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'