Drinking Beer Mugs

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

Man types with beer on his computer.

"Golf Myth #307 - Golf Heaven."

'You cross the desert without a drop of water but can't go two days without a beer.'

"Bloody hell! If I get another metered water bill like this, I'll have to start selling concentrated ale."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

My dad makes his own beer.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Is channel surfing while drinking beer considered multi-tasking?'

'Relax. After a hard day of reaping, I need a cold one

'While you're in there, could you get me a beer? I'd get up myself, but I'm out of motion sickness medication.'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'No I'll pass ... I really want a lager.'

'Sir, our chef would like you to know that he's the only one allowed to wear a hat in here!'

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

The owl and the pussycat went to sea...with a lot of lager.

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

'Does this mean I can stay out LONGER, Pet?'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Babe, I realize now that I shouldn't act like I've had ten beers before I've had ten beers.'

Fishermen and heron in pub

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'Joe's Bar. Keep calm and drink beer.'

Beer Garden of Eden

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"This should shield granddad from the coronavirus."

"Our shows starts in twenty minutes. I've got the remote, you grab the beers."

Beer

'Why has stout got a white head on it?' - 'So you'll know which end to drink first.'

"Man's best friend indeed."

Drunk redneck shot a cow.

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.