Drink Recipes Prints

"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

'Steak Ted?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Shaken not stirred

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Balancing two espresso martinis

The Alpha Seltzer

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."