Drink And Think Artist Prints

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

The drinker.

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Ginspiration!

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

Scariest Tactics

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Tip responsibly

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

"I paint only what I love..."

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."

"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."

'Thinker's drinker.'

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

"My therapist told me to stop bottling things up."

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

Beer is made by men, wine by god.