Drink And Think Artist Prints

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

The drinker.

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Ginspiration!

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

Scariest Tactics

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

Tip responsibly

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."

'Thinker's drinker.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"I paint only what I love..."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

"My therapist told me to stop bottling things up."

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."