Dressage Lover Prints

'Dressage?! But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Radiant, yet flammable.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Fancy Dress Box

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

The Fashions

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

Dressage

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

At the Horse-Show.

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

"Why the lorgnette?"

'That's it Robert, this fancy dress thing has finally gone too far!'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

Royalty

A horse contemplates what to wear