Dressage Lover Prints

'Dressage?! But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Radiant, yet flammable.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Fancy Dress Box

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

The Fashions

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Dressage

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

"Why the lorgnette?"

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

'That's it Robert, this fancy dress thing has finally gone too far!'

At the Horse-Show.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

A horse contemplates what to wear

Royalty