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'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Sunbathers.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Pushy Dog

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Mermaid Art

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Perfect Cannonball

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The circus diver.