Dreamy Sheep Counter Prints

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

The Lawman

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'zzz sleep.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"What should I say this is about?"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

The pen is mightier than the sward.

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

Extreme Sheepherding

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"I'm a baahnana!"

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"Loved Jamaica!"