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Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

Imagine

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Phoenix

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.