Dreamy High-flyers T-Shirts

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Multiple Migs

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'EEEEHA!'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

A return to Mars.

Excess Baggage

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

War games.

Airport Cheerleader

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

Rocket sponsorship

Around the World By Balloon.