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"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

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"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

A day in the life of a dog.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When Pugs dream.

Pavlov's Dream.

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"We can't decide whether to buy a dog, or have a child. . ."

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."