Dreamstage Dreamers Mugs

'Rolling Stones in Concert' and in huge letters, 'Sound Engineering by Mark S. Warp.' 'Sound Engineer Dreams.'

Home Sweet Home

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Ballet dancer.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"FREEDOM!!!"

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

Do-over

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Skunk dreaming.

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

Life: Boring Bits

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."