Dreamscape Wanderer Gifts

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Astral Projection

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Computer games

Dreams I have had...

Travelogue

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Ghostship

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Snow Bridge.

A dream of consequence

Computer Life

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

A workaholic's dream.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

Little Mountaineers