Dreamers For Justice T-Shirts

"I still have a dream."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Do something for the environment.

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"The arc of the moral universe."

Art Theft

Martin Luther King's Dream: UNITED States

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

Answer to Prayers - NO

Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

"Yeah - but maybe it's NOT a mirage..."

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of mood swings.'

"Objection denied."

'Dream' World - Nuclear Free.

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'I asked God for a baby brother - has it come yet?'

Happy Halloween for Corn-Fed Lugs

The disappearance of the journalist Jamal Khashoggi

'The pro-hanging lobby are here for their 10.30, Minister...'

Z Man