Dreamer With A Brush Prints

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Monkey-artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

Art of Surviving

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Great money scenes!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'Dauber Micawber'

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

'I thought I could dance...'

No Action Comics

Claude Debussy

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Inspiration'

"At least my putting has improved."

"Too busy."

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'Cartoonist thinking'

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness