Dreamer Decoder Mugs

Penguin: 'SHOW-OFF!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Math Dreams

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

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Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.