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"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Family members!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Heading off with a packed bag