Dream Makers Mugs

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"It's a mobile."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Giraffe Portrait

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Saving for College.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'