Dream Job Dreamer Mugs

'A clown? What makes you think you could be a clown?'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'I hunted high and low for a job. I found this high job at low pay.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"