Dream Home Designer Prints

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"People don't live like that anymore."

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Giant wants his shoe back.