Dream Decoder Prints

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Siggy

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'I had that nightmare again, where I get eaten by a dog!'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Sleepwalking

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

"Relax dear, it was just a nightmare. You don't really have to buy a round of drinks."

Paw readings

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

Man and Machine snoozing

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

The Personal ATM