Dream Chasers Mugs

"Try thinking about something else."

'Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.'

I had this wonderful dream that I slept... but then I woke up.

'I admire your optimism, but you really should diversify.'

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

The American Dream

'And for those of us still waiting for our big break, let us pray.'

Through sheer willpower, Ben achieved his dream of becoming a butter knife.

'So, you still doing that commodity futures trading thang?'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

"Well, we've put in our blood, sweat and tears...now we just need to come up with $35 million."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

'I thought I was pre-med. Turned out I was really pre-real estate.'

'Where would you like to not be able to afford to go on vacation this year'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'I know how you feel, but you can't let all this stand in the way of your dreams.'

Business Advice

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

"Don't mind us - we just love looking at apartments we can't afford."

Tightrope to the Moon

'I dreamed the whole night through. With time out for commercial breaks.'

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

"My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out. Can I have my job in accounting back?"

"My fellow graduates, today we leave behind the trappings of youth, step boldly onto the road of life, and move back in with our parents."

"I'm expecting a big win on the horses."

"My career plans were much more exciting when I was nine."

"Every summer, we worked long and hard under the hot sun to earn money."