Dream Chasers Mugs

"Try thinking about something else."

'Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.'

I had this wonderful dream that I slept... but then I woke up.

'I admire your optimism, but you really should diversify.'

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

The American Dream

'And for those of us still waiting for our big break, let us pray.'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

'So, you still doing that commodity futures trading thang?'

Through sheer willpower, Ben achieved his dream of becoming a butter knife.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Don't give up the day job...'

'Where would you like to not be able to afford to go on vacation this year'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Business Advice

'I know how you feel, but you can't let all this stand in the way of your dreams.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'I thought I was pre-med. Turned out I was really pre-real estate.'

'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

"Well, we've put in our blood, sweat and tears...now we just need to come up with $35 million."

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

School. Career Day. When you grow up, what do you want to be if the job still exists?

"Don't mind us - we just love looking at apartments we can't afford."

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

Tightrope to the Moon

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

'I dreamed the whole night through. With time out for commercial breaks.'

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

Wishing Well