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Angel nightmares

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

A dream of consequence

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

A workaholic's dream.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Another nightmare?"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

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