Dream Analysts Pillows

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'

Angel nightmares

Dog Nightmares

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

A dream of consequence

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Another nightmare?"

A workaholic's dream.

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."