Dramatic Thinker Pillows

"To be or not to be."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

'Hard to follow...'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Harriet Walter

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

James Barrie.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

The Modern Godot

Eugene Ionesco

John Masefield.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

An opera singer

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Mime Tug-of-War

To Be/Not To Be

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."