Dramatic Storytelling Fan Mugs

"Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel - So far, it's like a soap opera."

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Recalculating route..."

Theatre Crowd

Moby Dick

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Scientific Method Acting

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

God's Double Whammy.

Eurydice in prison

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'