Dramatic Storytelling Fan Mugs

"Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel - So far, it's like a soap opera."

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Scientific Method Acting

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Eurydice in prison

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Bertolt Brecht

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

God's Double Whammy.

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Frog Prince