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'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat in Tree.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

The Karate Kitten.

A child and his dog

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'I've got it written down...'

Doggy-3D

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Good book?'

"It's only the wind."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread