Dramatic Pet Parent T-Shirts

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Cat in Tree.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Pampered Pets.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I've got it written down...'

A child and his dog

Doggy-3D

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"It's only the wind."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Fetching some bread

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'