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'It was working perfectly until his team lost 15-0'.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Snail Racing

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The Rugby Throw Up.