Dramatic Drinker Mugs

"Bad day?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"An everything Martini, please."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Mime Tug-of-War

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'So, did I get the job?'

"Physician heal thyself."

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

"I paint only what I love..."

THE ULTIMATE HISPANIC TV SHOW!

Christmas drinker

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'Sit down and be quiet, Margaret! Besides, you can't be 'king' of anything, let alone, 'the WORLD'!'

"I started in advertising, then I wandered in the desert for forty years. Now I'm a screenwriter."

Remain calm. Don't say anything stupid. Show her that you've grown, that you're not crazy, impulsive love-struck weirdo. Nice to see you, Darlene. You're looking well. And nice to see you, Rudy. Marry me and have my babies.

"Stella!"

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"This whole thing has turned him into a hypochondriac, he's even installed a medicine cabinet in his den."

'Empower me again, Al.'

"I'm looking for a red with a fruity bouquet, lightly peppery on the palate, and will get me smashed in under 3 glasses."

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

Wine Lover