Drama-free Drillers Prints

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Dentist Training School.

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Oil Industry Safety.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Military ardour.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Oil Workers

"I can't heeear you!"

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

Military Parades

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

So you think you can march.

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

A Verbal Difficulty

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Uh, oh. This is hell. That's the drill instructor from my army days.'

Guess who's going to be a sergeant major when he grows up?

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"