Drama-free Drillers Prints

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Dentist Training School.

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

Oil Industry Safety.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Military ardour.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"OK, boys. Begin drilling."

Oil Workers

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"I can't heeear you!"

Military Parades

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

So you think you can march.

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

A Verbal Difficulty

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Mona Lisa Joins The Army

Guess who's going to be a sergeant major when he grows up?

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"