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You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"What old school? This is my life."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Caliologist

Fly Artist

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I believe you were first.'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

The Race

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.