Drafting Dynamo Pillows

"Writing is... rewriting."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

How leaders fail

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Networking

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A holiday at home

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

I love Basketball.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Football.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

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