Dowsing Prints

The Water Diviner

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Candidates for Water Divining

'You can't come in here with that.'

Dowser and Beer

A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.

Water divining.

The experienced backpacker.

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Fishing Tales

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Do I have to be creative?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."