"Jim! I haven't seen seen you in 2,500 Dow points."
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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
Annual profits,
"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"
'The recession is over, again.'
'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'
'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'
Currently Boston
Chinese stock market
"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"
Jumping Wall Street.
"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."
"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."
'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'
'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'
'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'
"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."
'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'
'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'
US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'
Shares Nosedive
Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!
"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"
The Decline of the Euro.
Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.
Falling graphs.
'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'
'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'
"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"
'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor
'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'
Yo-Yo Sales
Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.
'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'
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