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"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

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"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

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And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

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'I miss the 90s. The good old days of hostile takeovers.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

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"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Phone Call

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"...Coulda been huge, man."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot NOT to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947. It's clear we reverse-engineered their tech. Before 1947: Primitive cars, planes and radio. After 1947: Spaceships, quantum computing, internet. Let me try ... Before 1947: No bikinis. After 1947: Bikinis. No, wait ... the bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question. We really should have our own science show.

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'Y2K compliance!'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'Turkey dot com.'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."