Dot Com Explorer Prints

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Real Life/Surreal Life

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Digital Fomo!

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."