Dot Aficionado Pillows

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Party Animals.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Camping-Pong

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Antler Buzzers.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Lost

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

National Park Map

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

Wifi Peacock

Australian Mobile Bar

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

A day at the races