Dora Fan Prints

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Countess

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Slalom

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

'Mr. Kong?'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I'm Baroque without you!"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Will Smith's Oscar

Frankie and Annette.

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Don Alahambra

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

Louis Armstrong

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"It's always ballet, never opera."

It burns when I tinkle.

'How could cute hurt so much?'

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Franz Liszt

"He says it's 'a Dorian Gray situation.'"