Doors Mugs

Emergency exit into Space

Good News about winter

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Man Ray

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

A Kangermoo

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Turning with mathematical precision.

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"

'Oh good, valet parking.'

The Great Out-doors

'I hate rainy days!'

Adopt a highway

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Aw, geez, now we're merging down to one plain.

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

Mythical lake forest.