Roy's no soliciting signs.
Door-to-door Selling Mugs
Start their day with a smile with mugs that humorously celebrate the door-to-door sales hustle. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs add a fun touch to their sales routine.
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
"No religious nuts!"
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"He'll talk you to death."
'Big Issue...'
"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."
"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."
"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"
'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'
Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"
One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.
"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
"Oh, yes—do come in!"
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
'It's another canvasser dear'
"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."
Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.
"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."
'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'
Live goldfish for sale
At Death's Door.
"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."
The Mormons
"Why the heck can't you gather nuts like all the other squirrels?"
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)
'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'
No Soliciting
Death of a Salesman...
College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.
"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."
Moving to New Coat!
Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.
Fair Warning.
Door-to-door Selling Mugs Collection
Door-to-door Selling Pillows
Find playful pillows that honor the door-to-door selling hustle. Soft, witty, and ready to brighten any room or office space.
Door-to-door Selling Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the persistence of door-to-door sellers. Fun, motivational, and perfect for adding personality to any space.
Door-to-door Selling T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the humor and hustle of door-to-door selling. Ideal for casual wear or sales events, these shirts make a statement.