Door-to-door Antics Prints

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"No religious nuts!"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Hang Time Fido

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'It's another canvasser dear'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Groucho Chicken

Canine Frat Parties

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Playpen Jailbreak.

'You do nice work!'

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

The Mormons

Now Henny realised that racing Daisy to photocopy her bum, wasn't her brightest idea.

Death of a Salesman...

Cat in a Kit Bag.

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."