Door Holder Hero Prints

"Thank, Baldo. You're such a gentleman, not like Joey. He's such an inconsiderate bum."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Emergency exit into Space

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'Caw blimey!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

The household cavalry

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Dad's Workbench

Homeless count.

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Woman tangled up ironing

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

balanced life

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.