Doomsday Theorist T-Shirts

Celebrate the doomsday theorist in your life with t-shirts that feature clever, apocalyptic humor. Ideal for making a statement and sharing a laugh about the end of days.

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'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'

'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.' mockup

'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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"The end is near!" "That's true!" mockup

"The end is near!" "That's true!"

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'There! Your investment should have you financially secure for the next 20-years!'

'There! Your investment should have you financially secure for the next 20-years!' mockup

'There! Your investment should have you financially secure for the next 20-years!'

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'If you had $10,000, where would you invest it for the short term?'

'If you had $10,000, where would you invest it for the short term?' mockup

'If you had $10,000, where would you invest it for the short term?'

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'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!' mockup

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

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'Surprised you made it this far. No one likes a know-it-all.'

'Surprised you made it this far. No one likes a know-it-all.' mockup

'Surprised you made it this far. No one likes a know-it-all.'

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Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!" mockup

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

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'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!' mockup

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

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"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?" mockup

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

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Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons. mockup

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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Optimist

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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Apocalypse Research Center

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid." mockup

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

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"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

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'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.' mockup

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.' mockup

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

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"Make sure you get payment up front." mockup

"Make sure you get payment up front."

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'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.' mockup

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

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