Doomsday Sleeper T-Shirts

Of all the days to sleep in!

'At lone at last.'

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

How to survive the coming crash.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Meet Thy Doom

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

Prepare to meet your author today!

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

Waking the Dead.

"The end of the world is nigh."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"You took your time!"

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."