Doomsday Believers Prints

'I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

The End is Near art gallery opening.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

When a nanosecond is forever.

How to survive the coming crash.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

The End is Nigh

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"