Doom Humorist Mugs

End of world nigh!!!

Zombie standup

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Tim Burton

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Death coach..."

The End is Nigh

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Doomsday marketing

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."