Doom Humorist Mugs

Man holding sign that reads 'The end of your romance is nigh'.

End of world nigh!!!

Zombie standup

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Death coach..."

The End is Nigh

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Suez Canal Curse

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

Doomsday marketing

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"